I didn't read many of these, just skimmed 'em. Reading now. If I put something in ( ) it means I'm replying. Some questions may be repeated.
Longest real relationship?
This one. It's been broken a lot, but it's lasting a long time in general. Been more than a year. In 6-7 days, it's going to be our 15th month. Yes, we have two anniversaries. Yes, you're jealous. No, you shouldn't vote on Prop 8.
Two weeks. Thug life.
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Honestly, in a relationship, but there's nothing wrong with being single.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Didn't know until much later.
Still like any of your exes?
Not at all in that way. I don't talk to any.
If you could go back in time would you change things with an ex?
There's always things you would like to change in the end, and that's where growth and learning experiences come from.
Any of your exes feel the same way?
Don't know, don't care.
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
Everyone has growing to do. I'm trying to be a lot more positive, understanding, and lot less jealous, but all in all, I think I'm a damned good girlfriend, and I wish I could date myself. It'd be fantastic to the max. Wouldn't even need my boyfriend, and dates would be a lot cheaper.
Wait, on second thought, my boyfriend can come too.
Have you ever broken up with a boyfriend or girlfriend, then gotten back together?
Have you dated people who weren't good to you?
Have you ever dated someone older than you?
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Rarely, but in some cases, yes.
Believe in love at first sight?
Yes, but different from what you're saying. Love at first sight can be seeing your baby for the first time, or the rewards you've earned yourself over the years for striving for excellence. Love at first sight can be finding the perfect mix of colors to entertain your asthetics long enough to bring emotion to the surface. Love at first sight is seeing animals rescued at shelters and finding a home. Love at first sight can be watching Robert Plant hit the perfect guitar riffs for the first time ever. Just kidding, Jimmy Paige was the guitarist for Led Zeppelin, just thought I'd throw that in to piss off Zach. Love at first sight has nothing to do with the rippage of pantelones or wooden spoons. Love at first sight is voting Obama.
Ever dated two people at once?
Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
I would tell them to vote yes on Prop 2, and prevent animals from being treated so inhumanely. Even if you're going to eat them, you should take care of them. They have feelings and although this sounds a little weird, they deserve to be treated as humanely as possible if you're going to fucking eat them, and that goes for my own damned self, as well.
Wait, what was the question?
Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Is heartbreak really as bad as it sounds?
Yeah, it is. Sadness, depression and heart break can be the most feared and horrible things in the world. No one wants to be sad. Like children in hospitals who need to be taken care of. Yes on Prop 3, help them get better medical.
Are you looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Think they are going to post this?
No, he doesn't have MySpace.
For those of us older than High School age!
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?
50 questions for the people who are a little older.
What bill do you hate paying the most?
The bill of Prop 4 where it will ruin teenage girls and guys, alike, and force them to tell their parents of what they're doing, sexually. Making them afraid and not get their tests they need.
ARE THESE SURVEYS POLITICAL ENOUGH YET =D
Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Um. Wait, let me think hard. omg, 2 years ago. Olive Garden.
Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to
What do you really want to be doing right now?
Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It's good for spreading politics and banter about people's sex lives.
What are your thoughts on gas prices?
They're going down, so I guess the war in Iraq has been improving.
First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I wake up naturally early.
What was the last thing you thought of before you went to sleep last night?
"Are you going to the party or not?"
Do you miss being a child?
Read that as "Do you miss blessing children." In either cases, no. I don't miss Ft. Benning and I was a total push over. Oh, and short. What the hell was that shortness all about.
What errand/chore do you despise?
Cleaning, isn't it obvious?
Get up early or sleep in?
Getting up early has always seemed to happen to me.
Favorite lunch meat?
Turkey or lamb.
What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
Beach or lake?
Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Hell yeah. Divorce now, Alexa, you're being republican.
Do you own property?
Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
My Neighbor Totoro.
Who from high school would you like to run in to?
Everyone. But at the same time. But then I'd probably fall. One at a time, get in a line.
Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
I was a Soprano, but that show is off the air and pretty violent; Desperate Housewives I don't watch, so I'll go with Ugly Betty ftw, plx.
Grey's or 'The Office?
Office, Steve Carell is Greek and we all know I support those who support goats.
What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Eric Bana, Rob Machado, Robert Plant, Jimi Hendrix, wait, dead or alive count? Nikos Vertis, Robert Curry, Robert Johnson, Jim Morrison, Rocky Knuth, Ryan Greenspan, Todd Martinez, anyone on Lifetime who gets beat by their actor husbands.
Indoors or Outdoor?
Indoors, it's hot.
Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Fog machine? Yep.
Do you have a teddy bear?
If by "Teddy Bear" you mean regular pillow, then yeah.
Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I'm not extreme when it comes to tooth brushing, although I think the term should be "teeth brushing" because I'm not doing one at a time.
Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
South Central. I rep.
Do you go to church?
At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
How old are you?
Does your myspace password have to do with a guy?
Nope, food. Duh.
Are you a dirty girl?
I don't get it.
Small or big purses?
Big, small purses look like coin purses on me.
Do you sleep in a bra?
Coach purse or NFL game tickets?
Can I trade them both for PB tickets.
Do you enjoy drama?
No, I hate it, especially my own.
Did you dress up on Halloween?
Yepp. Last time I was a fairy who was obviously dying and wouldn't survive without the obnoxious prescence of pink and pepto colors. You're welcome.
Do you call anybody by their last name?
I tend to say Ricky's last name a lot. I try to annoy him but it honestly doesn't work, which I just noticed now.
How many guys will read this just because it says "FEMALE SURVEY"?
Do you wear makeup?
No, I kind of gave up the whole make up thing, but I want to go back to it.
Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?
Yeah, it's hard not to, but it can be done, I just stop putting on the mascara.
Have you ever been called a bad influence?
Yeah, my friend's mom told her not to talk to me because I was a stoner. I'm kind of sick of people thinking I've done or would do drugs. Just because I'm amazingly hilarious and good looking, doesn't mean I need a boost in personality from drugs. I'm plenty fun when telling people not to party without being sober. Double negatives are my best friends.
American Eagle or Hollister?
Heels or flats?
When you're taller than almost all the guys you walk into, heels don't become an option. Ever. I lost that chance in the 4th grade when I hit 5'4.
Jeans or skirt?
Heels or sneakers?
Straight or curly hair?
It's naturally curly.
Hoops or dangling earrings?
Both. At the same time.
Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Do you have a best friend?
Yeah but we don't like the term best friends, we use the term "Emotionally Adept Females Who've Bonded over the Years.
Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Do you like your life?
Yeah, it's gosu.
Ever walked into the guy's bathroom?
Yeah, I favor urinals or whatever, or whatever.
Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Yeah. No. Kinda.
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
IN A BOY:
cowboy or gangster?
Ballin'. No one wants their man on a damned horse. You can't fight crime on a horse, in a state that has laws against guns.
Preppy, Punk or Goth?
Well-educated or Dropout?
Dropout, cause that means he might be Kanye West.
Contacts or Glasses?
Glasses. Couldn't wear contacts.
Funny or Serious?
Romantic or Dare devil?
Dare Devil was a stupid ass movie.
Cute or Hot?
Cute, because hot can wear off. Maybe I'm talking about myself. :/ I SAID IM CONFIDENT.
Long or short hair?
SHORT. I HATE, HATE, HATE long hair. Oh my god I hate long hair, I cannot stand it. When a guy begins to grow his hair out, I kinda just wait until he'll cut it again. I mean, there's been only one person who I was okay with having longer hair. but that's 'cause he called it "naps". That's just 2legit2quit.
Good singer or good dancer?
Singer. Talking about myself. I tried to go to ABDC, but they said I danced like I was underwater. I thought they meant like a mermaid, but they meant like drowning. Fucking hollywood.
Smoker or non-smoker?
Non. please. thanks.
Is there a meaning behind your profile song?
I have a lot of songs and a lot of meanings.
Do you have a best friend?
What are you listening to?
What's your favorite fruit?
Tico Berry, which doesn't exist. I love you Ugly Betty.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Nope. I think I only have given out an extra chance once. He blew it, he didn't bring the hot sauce.
Where is one place you want to visit again?
ATLANTA COCA COLA FACTORY FTW.
Do you like hugs or do you freak when people hug you?
I don't like hugs.
Describe your last hug?
It was close and uncomfortable. Also, it was 2 years ago. I was all crying and he was all like "YO ITS NO BIG DEAL, IM CHEETING ON U ANYWYZ SO DUNT MAK THIS A BIG DEL UNO WUT IM SAYIN" and I said "Igotdatright.
Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
Was it a boy or a girl to text you last?
lol that was years ago, but a boy. saying happy b-day.
Dunno what the b stands for, Bad? Bread? Banana?
When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Long time ago.
Are you currently wanting any body piercings or tattoos?
Do you sleep on your stomach?
All the time.
Are you ticklish?
What are you doing today?
Wanna hang out or something.
What's your current problem?
Not right now,.
Angry at anyone?
There's always a little room for anger =]
Who would you do anything for?
Are you happy with your life?
Yeah. Could use some improvements, but I'm working on those.
Can you talk to people about anything?
What are you thinking of right now?
Finding a job, filling out the apps I have, getting a ticket.
What should you be doing right now?
Eating, I've been hungry for a while and not acknowleding it.
Also, getting spell check for "acknowledging"
Who was the last person who yelled at you?
What is your natural hair color?
I don't know. Honestly. Was blonde, I think brunette now.
Where will you be in an hour?
Showering and cleaning clothes. I live life to it's fullest.
You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life, what is it?
Vitamin water, it's water, but juice!
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
When was the last time you felt like your heart was actually breaking?
97 THINGS ABOUT ME ...
(001) Your gender:
(004) Want to be?:
(006) Age you wish you were:
(009) The color of your eyes:
Ears, lip, tongue, nose. Nose and ears healed up. Getting rid of lipring.
None, want one.
(015) Read the newspaper:
(017) Talk to strangers who IM you:
(018) Take walks in the rain:
When it rains, I'm definitely not inside.
I'MBORED. :] Byee.