Kouklakia Mou (lethal_bunnehh) wrote,
Kouklakia Mou
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I hate you guys. Don't you know I'm in Oceanside? I see your commercials all the times and your deals excite me, but don't you know that I am nowhere near Hemet, Anaheim, Cathedral City, Victorville or El Centro? Quite the opposite, I'm very far. At least 45 minutes. Why do you do this to me? Don't you know I'd be a loyal customer and frequent you at least once a month on the sheer basis of your "World Famous" slushees? I'd love to have one in Watermelon. Or perhaps a "Low-Calorie Cherry" although I wasn't aware normal cherries are high in calories. Oh, and world famous? Why are you world famous? I personally would have no idea, would I? You guys also have sweet tea. I haven't had real sweet tea since I was in Ft. Benning, the land of pre-sweetened iced teas where you don't have to put your own filthy packets and stir for 15 minutes while trying to make the sugar dissintrigrate.


So just think about it, Sonics. You could come all the way over here to North County and give us some sassy treats. We'd be loyal customers. And by "We" I mean "Me" and that should be enough for you to pack up your bags right now.

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Frank, Ashleigh, Self.

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Date: Jan 21, 2009 10:16 AM
Subject: To Sonics,
Body: I hate you guys. Don't you know I'm in Oceanside? I see your commercials all the times and your deals excite me, but don't you know that I am nowhere near Hemet, Anaheim, Cathedral City, Victorville or El Centro? Quite the opposite, I'm very far. At least 45 minutes. Why do you do this to me? Don't you know I'd be a loyal customer and frequent you at least once a month on the sheer basis of your "World Famous" slushees? I'd love to have one in Watermelon. Or perhaps a "Low-Calorie Cherry" although I wasn't aware normal cherries are high in calories. Oh, and world famous? Why are you world famous? I personally would have no idea, would I? You guys also have sweet tea. I haven't had real sweet tea since I was in Ft. Benning, the land of pre-sweetened iced teas where you don't have to put your own filthy packets and stir for 15 minutes while trying to make the sugar dissintrigrate.


So just think about it, Sonics. You could come all the way over here to North County and give us some sassy treats. We'd be loyal customers. And by "We" I mean "Me" and that should be enough for you to pack up your bags right now.






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halo.

Online Now! Jan 21, 2009 3:42 PM
Frank, some of us just aren't as lucky as you. And Ashleigh, maybe we should make a reality show like where the prize is to get a whole franchise, but the twist is it's Sonics, and it comes to Oceanside, and all of the sales from the straws go to Breast Cancer Funds.
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